VMX – Village Market, Nairobi: Kenya's Ultimate Gym

Get Ready to Flex Your Funny Bone at VMX – Kenya's Ultimate Gym!

Welcome to VMX – where sweat meets laughter and muscles get their daily dose of humor! We're not just any gym; we're the largest and funniest gym in all of Kenya. You can find us on the third floor of Village Market – it's like the amusement park of shopping complexes, but instead of roller coasters, we've got kettlebells.

Here's what we offer, and trust us, it's no joke:

🤣 Over 100 group classes every week – that's more classes than a clown has tricks!
🤣 We've got 17 expert personal trainers who'll guide you on your fitness journey. They're basically your personal laugh coaches!
🤣 Two professional studios where we sweat, smile, and maybe even dance our way to fitness.
🤣 A huge dedicated free-weight zone – you can lift weights that are heavier than your sense of humor!
🤣 A cardio zone that's so well-equipped it'll have your heart racing faster than a stand-up comedy show.
🤣 We've got professional boxing equipment. Now you can punch away your stress and calories simultaneously!
🤣 Ever wished you could see your body transform in real-time? Well, we've got you covered with our Styku 3D body scanner – watch those muscles pop while you laugh your way to fitness!
🤣 And here's the best part: You get access to the rooftop pool at Trademark Hotel. Splash, swim, and soak in the sun. But remember, no diving – you're already diving into the fun at VMX!

OPERATING HOURS:
🤣 MONDAY - FRIDAY: 05:00 AM - 10:00 PM
🤣 SATURDAY & SUNDAY: 07:00 AM - 07:00 PM
🤣 PUBLIC HOLIDAYS: 07:00 AM - 07:00 PM (because even holidays need a good laugh)

So, come on over to VMX – where fitness is funny, and laughter is the best medicine for your muscles!

You can find us on the third floor of Village Market, Limuru Road, Nairobi, Kenya. Just look for the place where the smiles are as big as our weights.

Got questions? Call us at 0708000621 or drop us an email at hello@vmx-fitness.com. We promise our responses are as quick as a punchline in a comedy club!